Epic Shopping with Sonja

HEY GUYS

I think from now on I'll just write in English, because, you people home in Norway, you know English pretty well, so I think you can handle it. Seriously, a lot of Norwegians know better English than many English-speaking people. Weird, ey.
ANYWAYS I know it's weird and you won't get the regular, full experience of my exceptional writing skills, but it's really too bad to write in a language that only about (does math for like 20 minutes (seriously)) 0.067% of the world is speaking. ...approximately.
I might revert back a bit here and there if I come up with a pun or something that only works in Norwegian. Like a bonus for knowing norwegian! go learn a new language, eh

So anyways, I'm in my yearly only-listens-to-epic-soundtracks-phase, which makes a lot of things very epic. Sometimes maybe a bit ridiculously epic. I sometimes go shopping, and when I go alone I'm usually wearing headphones, listening to delicious, delicious music. This is what I've been wanting to illustrate for this blog-entry! HOLD ON, BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING ON AN EPIC SHOPPING TRIP

(and probably very short one too, not more than.. a minute or so. yeh.)

Anyways, FIRST, it's important that you get the right music ready, so you get in the epic mood I experience while I go shopping. So take this soundtrack on youtube:

-AND SET IT TO ABOUT 1:10-

(that's where it gets intense-ish)

START THE MUSIC AND SCROLL!

(you should spend about 5-10 second on each picture or.. it'll be a bit short. uhm GO ON)

EPICALLY STANDING ON THE EPIC BUS STOP IN THE EPIC RAIN

EPICALLY GET ON THE EPIC DOUBLE-DECKER

EPICALLY PLOW THROUGH THE EPIC MASSES

EPICALLY TAKE THE EPIC ESCALATOR

EPICALLY LOOK AT EPIC CLOTHES

TRY ON (not so) EPIC CLOTHES EPICALLY

WALK EPICALLY THROUGH THE EPIC ISLES

STAND IN THE EPIC QUEUE EPICALLY FOR AN EPIC AMOUNT OF TIME

EAT AN EPIC SNACK

CARRY EPICALLY HEAVY BAGS TO THE EPIC BUS STOP

EPICALLY TAKE THE EPIC BUS HOME AGAIN

TAKE AN EPIC CUP OF TEA TO CELEBRATE YOUR EPIC SUCCESS

Congratulations, you just had an epic shopping trip. 

You can turn off the music now.

Because I can!

A Walrusy Valentine's day

HELLU FREDDEH

Today I'm writing in English because I'm uploading some stuffy things that a classmate and I made.
So AH, YES, it's been valentine's day! We don't really celebrate it in Norway, so I don't care much for it. Or maybe we do celebrate it, and I just ignore it because I think it's... overly cheesy. And superficial. Even now that I have a boyfriend. WOO PRINCIPLES

SO anyways, I know it was yesterday, but I'm a genius and forgot my USB-stick at uni so I couldn't do this blog yesterday. I thought I'd have to wait until monday to get it back (one of my classmates held onto it for me), but then I ran into a nice little co-inkydink. I was going out to give a classmate of mine her sketchbook back (which I stole unintentionally) I ran into two of my other classmates just outside my door, and one of them were the one who had my USB-stick. So yeah, that's the story of how I lost and found my stupid, cheap little (undeservingly important) USB-stick in just two short days.

SO WHAT WAS ON THIS STICK THAT WAS SO IMPORTANT YOU MAY ASK

well, you see, we were working in flash that day, and it was valentine's day, as I said. Rachel who sat beside me was, should I say, a little distracted from the assignment. She was drawing walruses (which was actually a part of her project - to begin with) . She made a Elton-John-like "Walrus of love" first, then a french one. I joined in and made a russian one, and soon all the computers in the classroom had walruses of different nationality as their desktop background.

Behold, the walruses!

The first one, the Frence Amorous Walrus - By Rachel

I joined in with a russian one..

North-Korean walrus by Rachel.. (I think she knows their alphabet, but not the language - I know neither, so don't ask me what those sign at the bottom mean)

Patriotic walrus from the humble New World, made by me..

A kawaii walrus from Japan by Rachel

A beautiful she-male walrus, fresh from Brazil - By me

This mexican badass was made by Rachel

And the easiest one, with maybe the hardest one to find a quote for, we had to have an English one - by me.

And a Jamaican Walrus, and my favourite pun... By Rachel.

Our classroom is now 90% more lovable and has lost 100% of its buckets.

I'm sorry there's no norwegian one, but I thought.. they would just look like regular walruses, haaaha-

So that was pretty much what I did for valentine's. I made burgers for dinner, which I ate while talking to Magnus on Skype and mostly telling him to GTFO.

And then I watched Pokemon 2000.

Because I can <3

C U L8R MY DEER BUKKITS

—Sonja

Eg lev eg lev eg lev

HEIA

eg har en blogg in the making, ska last den opp snart!

se på den her imens, du.

den stoppa

ALDRI

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