søndag 17. februar 2013

Epic Shopping with Sonja

HEY GUYS

I think from now on I'll just write in English, because, you people home in Norway, you know English pretty well, so I think you can handle it. Seriously, a lot of Norwegians know better English than many English-speaking people. Weird, ey.
ANYWAYS I know it's weird and you won't get the regular, full experience of my exceptional writing skills, but it's really too bad to write in a language that only about (does math for like 20 minutes (seriously)) 0.067% of the world is speaking. ...approximately.
I might revert back a bit here and there if I come up with a pun or something that only works in Norwegian. Like a bonus for knowing norwegian! go learn a new language, eh

So anyways, I'm in my yearly only-listens-to-epic-soundtracks-phase, which makes a lot of things very epic. Sometimes maybe a bit ridiculously epic. I sometimes go shopping, and when I go alone I'm usually wearing headphones, listening to delicious, delicious music. This is what I've been wanting to illustrate for this blog-entry! HOLD ON, BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING ON AN EPIC SHOPPING TRIP

(and probably very short one too, not more than.. a minute or so. yeh.)

Anyways, FIRST, it's important that you get the right music ready, so you get in the epic mood I experience while I go shopping. So take this soundtrack on youtube:

-AND SET IT TO ABOUT 1:10-

(that's where it gets intense-ish)



START THE MUSIC AND SCROLL!
(you should spend about 5-10 second on each picture or.. it'll be a bit short. uhm GO ON)

EPICALLY STANDING ON THE EPIC BUS STOP IN THE EPIC RAIN


EPICALLY GET ON THE EPIC DOUBLE-DECKER



EPICALLY PLOW THROUGH THE EPIC MASSES


EPICALLY TAKE THE EPIC ESCALATOR


EPICALLY LOOK AT EPIC CLOTHES

TRY ON (not so) EPIC CLOTHES EPICALLY



WALK EPICALLY THROUGH THE EPIC ISLES




STAND IN THE EPIC QUEUE EPICALLY FOR AN EPIC AMOUNT OF TIME


EAT AN EPIC SNACK

CARRY EPICALLY HEAVY BAGS TO THE EPIC BUS STOP


EPICALLY TAKE THE EPIC BUS HOME AGAIN


TAKE AN EPIC CUP OF TEA TO CELEBRATE YOUR EPIC SUCCESS

Congratulations, you just had an epic shopping trip. 
You can turn off the music now.

Because I can!

1 kommentar:

  1. EPIC SHOPPINGTRIP OF EPICNESS. den mæst episke e har vært på. srsly.

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